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# Chia Pet Gnome

Terra cotta, chia seeds, and the slowest haircut in the house.

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This is the official Chia Pet gnome: a terracotta hat, a packet of seeds, and a two-week wait while hair happens. It is not a houseplant. It is a sitcom character with chlorophyll.

Put it on a sunny sill. Water it like you mean it. The coat fills in patchy, then lush, then you start introducing it to guests. The pottery washes and replants. The joke does not get old as fast as you think.

Seeds for a few rounds. Drip tray included. Dignity optional.

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