Under-Desk Foot Hammock

A canvas sling that clamps to the underside of a desk so your feet can stop hovering like they have somewhere better to be. Adjust the straps. Lean back. Pretend you are still taking notes.

This is for the person whose office chair was expensive and whose feet still complained. It looks silly until 3 p.m. Then it looks like policy.

Fits most desks. Does not fit standing desks, morally or physically.