Giant Unicorn Pool Float
A mythical beast, inflated, for people who take summer personally.
Street price varies by seller.
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The giant unicorn pool float is not subtle, and that is the assignment. Adult-size inflatable. Horn up. Sunglasses optional. GoFloats and a pile of summer brands still sell this silhouette because it photographs like a dare and seats a human who has given up on dignity.
Bring a pump. Bring friends who will pretend they are too cool and then fight for the mane. Pool, lake, or a lawn with commitment issues. Deflate it in September. Think about it in January.
Size and weight limits are on the box — read them unless you enjoy becoming a cautionary tale with a horn.